"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle: they're on TV!"
Homer Simpson

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
W. Somerset Maugham

"Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum."
Oliver Wendell Home, Jr.

"The great end of life is not knowledge but action."
Thomas Henry Huxley

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive"
Elbert Hubbard

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
W. Somerset Maugham

"The great end of life is not knowledge but action."
Thomas Henry Huxley

"Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows."
Michael Landon

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."
Helen Keller

"If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life."
Albert Camu

"Life is a disease from which sleep gives us relief every sixteen hours. Sleep is a palliative, death is a remedy."
Sebastien N. Chamfort